Thursday, February 19, 2009

I like to....

I'm sure you all know this hideous song. Some of you make like it, I am opposed to all things Raffi.

I like to eat, eat, eat apples and bananas
I like to eat, eat, eat apples and bananas

A
A lake to ate, ate, ate ay-ples and ba-nay-nays
A lake to ate, ate, ate ay-ples and ba-nay-nays

E
E leke to eat, eat, eat ee-ples and bee-nee-nees
E leke to eat, eat, eat ee-ples and bee-nee-nees

I
I like to ite, ite, ite i-ples and by-ny-nys|
I like to ite, ite, ite i-ples and by-ny-nys

O
O loke to ote, ote, ote oh-ples and bo-no-nos
O loke to ote, ote, ote oh-ples and bo-no-nos

U
U luke to oot, oot, oot oo-ples and boo-noo-noos
U luke to oot, oot, oot oo-ples and boo-noo-noos

We know it from story time, and the boys like it. they have started singing it and it IS really cute. HOWEVER...tonight we were treated to a rendition we will not soon forget...

Ryan:

I like to poop, poop, poop, poopy and poopy. I like to poop, poop, poop, pooper and poopy.

Evan:

I like to penis, penis, penis, (giggle, giggle) penis, pe-nee.

Granted this was all taking place during a poop filled diaper change, but. I don't think Scott and I have laughed that hard in years. I couldn't even get out some good old parenting words like "not appropriate" "not polite". I had tears in my eyes, and had I not had legs in my hand I would have been holding my sides I was laughing so hard.

You know what I'll be singing next week at story time, doncha?

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